Theory of People

Happy Halloween!, Tonight I will un hook the doorbell and go to miker's. lets hope we dont have a relapse of last year. I didn't quite know how to end this so it probably isnt as good as if I would have took my time.

Concept and idea by Nathan Schmidt.


Happy Halloween everybody.

while on the trip back from the hospital miker and I had this discussion. Name the song and get FIVE ericland Fun bucks.

Sorry David.

I've been out of the game for a while, eh? Stumpy fear not, for I am back. You may begin your ridicule.

Props to Kovier for introducing us to Cactus Erectus.

Got that Bastard right in the berries.

I love my beard. Thank you tyler. oh yeah and umm plug Ambulatory Billingsgatry and aaah, Forum?.

This comic was made for us by Tyler from Ambulatoy. The concept was comprised while i was expressing my disdain for whales on the Billinsgatry Forum. Needless to say Tyler was kind enough to illustrate my demise. Enjoy.

this comic utilizes irony. and the panels on the right are smaller than the ones on the left.

Yep. More exploits of my left hand man Techno. The guys in the first panel are Russians. Tec can not differintiate between different cultures.

so yes, this is how MY Theory artwork is going to be from now on... thick lines and bold colour.

i can see that Cactus is going to be a character that wont be forgotten... i'll make sure of that.

i'm also going to have more comics with me running the Theory from behind the Administration desk...

just a heads up.

Want a mask of your favorite member of Theory of People well are you in luck. The Offcial Theory of People Masks are here. There are all your favorites; Miker, David, Eric and all the rest. This is easily the best offer for mask anywhere on the internet. All you need to do to get the mask ready is just cut out the eye and mouth holes and attach it to some sort of string or elastic band. This is simply the best masks of webcomic artists out there, Sometimes magical things will happen if you wear these masks to a social event, if you don't believe me listen to this true testimonial.


"Thanks Theory of People, your masks have actually increased my sexual virility up to a point that is marginally acceptable" - Nathan Schmidt


"I printed out my Theory of People masks as soon as they were posted, and I wore them to school. Immediately I noticed I started getting better grades!" - Kevin_084


"Normally I would cut myself with razors, just to feel again - but I accidentally dragged a Theory of People mask across my arm, and the paper cut hurt sooo much. Now my form of self-punishment for my awful, awful deeds actually works! Thank you Theory!" - Nathan Schmidt


Now aren't those the best reason to not think out or put any effort other then using your hands to cut out eye holes and push the print button into your costume this Halloween possibly even Remebrance or Veteran's days. Still dont believe me, how about some more testimonials from actual people. none of which are paid actors or completely exsist in my mind.


"hahaha, these r so fun! i put them on my kitties and they had such a good time! 1 of them died, but ok, w/e!" - Hunni-b6969


"I'm actually quite amazed at the workmanship in these masks. I was actually able to stop a bullet at near point-blank range with the Miker one. and the Kovier one gave a car jacker such a fright that he went into some sort of shock for long enough that I was able to back over him with the car he was trying to jack. You should try it too. A true testament to the quality of Theory of People!" - Hank_g


"Theory... masts? - does that say 'masts'? - are.. really really awe..struck and I totally-- god dammit, I can't read you're writing, David" - c.o.b.e.


"They make funerals a LOT more fun" - Jake Palmer


We got more want to hear them?, no? well too bad.


"I actually scared my grandmother into a heart attack while wearing one of these masks. I am seriously going to press legal charges, but no one at Theory of People will respond to my emails. I will see you all in court." Johnathan C.


"Fairly good toilet paper" - Anonymous


"I can't breathe!" - [no signature left]



"I don't like Theory of People, but I can't deny that when I wear these masks, girls start to notice me - and I really like that." - Obeyken


Interesting stuff eh?, can't think of a reason not to do it. and remember this is a limited time offer. the end of time is a limit, right?. but thats besides the point be sure to be the first on your block to own the complete set of Theory of People Mask. If you don't get them, What are you? Chicken!.

i'll reiterate:

read Injustice Clown.

but yes, that's the last of'em. there'll be some artwork up on IJ from the other members of the site and then the main storyline'll be back up and we'll be able to watch the clown deteriorate even further.

nice.

I am going to start basing comics off of my real life experiences. This one is about my friend Techno and I. Techno is black (obviously) and one day in the morning we were walking around school and he noticed his "Brother" being held captive in the classroom of the Drama Teacher, Mr. Tagg. All dialouge is true-life.

What is this? Is Kovier trying to introduce a recurring character? Only time will tell.

This is my entry to the billingsgat site. For some reason blogger decided to center it instead of put it off to the right. Oh well. Blogger can eat my nuts.

Just like the ole days. Miker and Kovier producin comics. All week. By their lonesome. David and Erock no where to be seen.

By the way, this really did happen to me once. Although I believe their was apricots in the bagand I was 4 and I had no shirt on. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

here's my winning entry to the new webcomic battle site: Billingsgatry (named by Samuel Miller from Injustice Clown).

yeah, that's right. i won that contest. Tyler from Ambulatory came in second. Sam came third. blammo!

the theme was do an infomercial involving a brick and a duck.

here's part two of my adventures into the realm of Injustice Clown.

Yeah. This comic is kinda janky. But considering how great I am I don't think it matters. I got the idea while rewatching the movie in Leadership class. I thought it would be kinda funny to have the guy raped instead of burned. After that I didn't really have a joke so I just pushed the comic across the finish line. Weee!!

this comic is up at Injustice Clown. i drew it on paper with pen and crayons for the fine lads at Injustice Clown. go take a look at it at Injustice Clown. seriously, it's good stuff.... but don't take my word for it.... go look for yourself.... at Injustice Clown.

miker

sent in by the very person who inspired the Incontinent Man comics (and provides me with real life dialogue for them), is a comic from everyone's favourite Nathan Schmidt.

Oh! Once again it's up to Kovier to save the webcomic day. Those black blobs are supposed to be cars. I had no idea how to even start drawing a car from a birds eye view.

So sue me.

sweet!

i've actually made some pretty sweet comics recently... however, they aren't appearing on this website. i wrote a guest comic for Injustice Clown which should be appearing on their lovely website later on this week. i've also submitted a comic into a new webcomic called Billingsgatry. when they start poppin' up i'll throw out the links.

or if you want to see Injustice Clown right now... their link is over in the sidebar--->

I think blogger should suck my balls.

here's another real-life adventure of Sir Francis Drake.

another What if..

this comic was originally going to be done in MSPaint... but i thought i'd be able to get it done quicker by hand because i didnt want to draw a stickman Batman.

hooray!

see, the whole party idea was great... but i had no clue how to keep it running continuously. i only had snippets of jokes all around. so this is where i hit my first real bump... and eventually, it led to the demise of the whole Miker comics (see the Wikipedia entry of Theory of People for the whole story).













the second one is a standalone joke my friend came up with. my buddy Geoff said it'd be funny if i had this tall guy and this short guy in one panel... then just the big guy... then just the little guy... then a thumbs up.

it was funnier when we thought of it...

er... you had to be there.

I got the inspiration for this comic from seeing a commercial for the tv show or movie or whatever "Little Einsteins". God damn Television.

miker and I came up with this comic, one hot summer mourn i think the power was out and i had just finished watching a documentary on the bismarck and the guy reffered to it as the death star of the seas which i thought was quite queer.

saving the best for last. out of the four celebration of reaching my 100th comics comics, this one, in my opinion, is the best.

Alright, so I haven't posted in a while. It's been because of general laziness and lack of ideas, but during that time, I got sick (not actually the mumps, but still), so I'm using that as an excuse. Anyway, here we are with a comic that was inspired by an idea Eric and I came up with five years ago.

You have to say "he's got the mumps" where in the original Addams Family theme they have the little piano line. Enjoy.

okay, so the Francis Drake comic wont go up tonight.

dont worry... double dosage of jabs at John Carpenter's The Fog. doesn't matter if i'm talking about the original or the remake... these jabs are too broad.

yikes. i make more comics than i can handle for daily updates... like, i have four comics for tonight with about 20 more ideas to do throughout the next couple of weeks... and still another 30 or so comics in archives to put up.

please stop me.

anyways, i'll stick up the four tonight. another Sir Francis Drake adventure and a bunch of What If... movie ones. did you miss'em? yeah, they're back again. just messing around with old ideas. so yes. here's one for The Transporter 2. the other's'll be up in a bit.

(and as a gift to the readers and other members of the Theory, for my 100th comic (this one) i wont make it an Incontinent Man comic... and as a further gift, i wont make Incontinent Man comics for a while... though he will be back. i have dozens of ideas for him)

this comic seems really funny but i havet slept in over 24 hours so it is probably incoherant but which of the comics aren't.

i couldn't help myself. double whammy tonight.

he's so happy about it too...

Another true story.
(And kudos to Kovier for posting a comic on his birthday - what a hard worker)

I rushed through this comic mostly so miker's previous comic didn't remain on top. i also wanted to try and revive The Suppets.

it continues. the incontinent man is the epiphany of terrible.

i can do strips that help with the website rather than bring it down... see?

part four of the raft regatta. Ken KreKler is already out of the race. what a shame. perhaps if he was a bit nicer to other webcomics they'd be willing to help him out in the race... ah well. TobWebComics and Injustice Clown still maintain a lead over our heroes (i think)... and surely there are other webcomics coming up from behind to assault our gain.

who will win the regatta? what dangers await the Theory as the portage across land?

find out next time...

at Theory of People.

in the third frame I'm wearing barrel pants. also i love cliff hangers three of them are going right now, what will the temperal rock band do?, what is going to happen in the raft regatta? who is the meganaut?, when will i get my cast off?. most of you will have to wait because honestly i dont plan things out, or are they?, more questions, very few answers.

this is just gross.

Francis Drake was the best damn pirate/privateer in the business. truly, he is. this can be seen as he fights off ravenous sharks who attacked his ship during a storm in attempt to sink the Golden Hinde and feast upon the flesh of man.

see? luckily for Drake's men, he was there with flint and rapier to shank the shit out of that shark.

hooray for Drake!

well, the invites to the Miker Comic party were sent out... and Brian once again goes all mosaic on us. LOLLERFUCK!

Theory of People is now on Wikipedia. i encourage everyone and anyone who's ever seen the site or had anything to do with it to go and edit/delete/add shit to it until it is the best possible Theory of People articles ever.

Phew! Finally. No more story arcs for me. They're more gay then guys in sketchers.

no comics from me today. nope, instead i'm just going to pass of a link to a comic i thought was rather hilarious...

right here.

our buddies at Injustice Clown are making their comic even prettier (and in doing so, making ours even uglier, hahaha!!) by colouring them with paint now. while i'll miss the felt marker looks, the test comic he made with the paint is brilliant.... and well, as for the storyline... damn, that's pretty dayum sweet. take that Ken of Black Wave Rising.

so yes. if you think that's good, make sure to check out the rest of Injustice Clown.

harrison ford, fat abbot, mr blonde, hendrix, ghandi and jesus sounds like an awesome band.

everything I'm wearing right now is red. come on red sox!

whenever miker cries there is a real ackward silence and feeling. also they shouldn't make the tylenol taste like candy if it taste horrible than i wouldn't take so many.

it isn't! damnit, looking at pictures of bipedal animals with breasts leaves a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. these people have to be stopped! help the rest of the webcomic community by NOT voting for them...

especially those who visit the Webbedcomic's listings. we WOULD be number one if certain geeks could keep their hands out of their pants while reading a certain comic about bipedal animals with breasts.

This is ending soon. I promise.
And the first panel is an allusion to The Punisher.

save yourself the pain and don't go to the website mentioned in the comic. just take solace in knowing that i created this jab against them and believe me when i say that it was terrible, terrible place and a terrible, terrible webcomic.

these strips of classic miker continue after the fact that SpY has made a substantial amount of money babysitting... see Summer Job, Creepy Bullshit and Stepping On A Syringe.

as you can see, i readily take advantage of SpY's new wealth and use it to plan a party leaving him in a somewhat moneyless and shocked state.



















the stunned joke goes on for another couple of comics. the second one feature's Phaze, that loveable guy who made me the guest comics featuring Exalted Bread's death (see Miker Sux and Exalted's Coffee). i never knew Phaze's real name, but i did know what he looked like, as portrayed in the comic.




















the final panel of this comic is a throwback to Exalted Bread (see Exalted Toast and When Lit on Fire Precautions May Implode) (see also, Phaze's guest comics above and Kovier's Burnt Toast, Adam Sandler, Yeast Infection and New Roomie II). by this time, the little bastard who insulted my site had become a main character... yes, merely over a vendetta to smite all those who didn't like my comic. that trait of mine persists to this day, denying me many possible friendships.

gosh darn this was painful and long. also it took a long time to draw and was quite painful in the condition my hand is in.

public service announcement:

Please crappy pop punk emo bands stop doing work together in a tribute to Johnny Cash, I'm sure he doesn't like it and would reanimate and destroy you all if you continue.

Correct me if I have the date wrong, but I really just don't care.

i'm moving onto better comic storylines and jokes.


this is a paraphrased version of what was going to happen. bam, now you know.

well, eric did fracture his hand.

he punched the floor.

This was a comic I made for a ToP parody site called Theory of Papal a while ago. Needless to say, the site lasted for about a week, because I just didn't have the will to continually make comics all based around Catholicism. Thank God.