05-11-29

raft regatta


lollerskates

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What will happen now?


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05-11-28

Logo

Yes. The long awaited Theory Logo is here. Kinda. I designed these two, and I am posting them to see what everyone thinks of one or the other.


Sad to say that second one is rather sloppy. It looks a lot better in my notebook. Both of them do actually.. oh well. And if you look at the below comic you can see an alteration of the second logo in the monster. That one actually looks pretty decent so count that one in the vote as well.

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05-11-27

Fashion

Just a little fashion talk between me and my imaginary friend who bears a possible candidate for the Theory of People logo somewhere within him. I don't think it's that hard to miss.

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05-11-26

billingsgat


dude, lol, this is my billingsgatry win. i got Honourable Mention... which is like third place.

sweet. i'm probably going to stop posting my Billingsgatry comics here... UNLESS they lose, in which case i'll show them off here so i can be like, "maw fuggahs didnt like ma shit!"

but yeah... if i win, i'll just post a link.

until next time,

radically miker.

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05-11-25

1 days


the concert is tommorow. huzzah.

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2 days


so far so good. famous last words.

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Raft Regatta pt. 5


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05-11-24

Radio


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05-11-23

3 days to the concert.



its true.

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Every 3 seconds


I had a giant spoon today with a hole in it. i used it to scratch my arm.

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05-11-22

Vagaries

i've found a permanent host for Vagaries. special thanks to ThaSpY for giving me the space. it's no ThaSpY.com/miker, but ThaSpY.net/miker will work fine.

be sure to check it out if you're any kind of man/woman/child.

Vagaries.

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Baby hugs alot


Hooray, my first comic on flash.

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05-11-21

4 days until the concert.



only 4 days until the concert. be sure to be the first in line.

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Eric's billingsgatry comics


since miker is clouding the other wise clear cataract that is the theory of people I thought might join in. the only reason i made this comic was because they said they didnt have enough comics for billingsgatry so with their expectations lowered i struck. KABLAMMO!

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5 days until the concert


5 is half of 10. woo. so far so good.

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05-11-20

concepts shot down


this one took a while, but it was worth it. i'd reach the end of it and then come up with another joke to make it funnier... eventually, it went from five panels to the 20-panel monstrosity you see before you.

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billingsgat



























wooo! i won again! although i did submit two pictures... i didn't know there was a rule against it! well, now i know. the MSPaint picture won, surprisingly, while my hand drawn ninja one got nada.

go billingsgatry!

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A Children's Story

In one of my classes our assignment is to make a children's story. I, unfortunately, decided to work with Tribyen (it's unfortunate as she is a huge flaming liberal bleeding heart queer and shoots down all of my good ideas) and.. she shot down a lot of my great ideas. This is the one that got the furthest. Farthest. Whatever.
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This is Sporky. Sporky is in the third grade. Sporky is a trustful boy who lives a happy life.

Sporky brought donunts for his teacher Ms. Cherryface. Sporky told Ms. Cherryface he would bring her the donuts today. Sporky knows the value of one's word.

When Sporky got to class no one was there, except Trusty McTrusterson. Trusty was the most trustworthy person in the entire school. Trusty promised Sporky he would look after the donuts until Ms. Cherryface got to school.

When class started Ms. Cherryface pulled Sporky aside. Ms. Cherryface told Sporky how she was expecting the donuts all last night and how she was disappointed not to see Sporky with them. Sporky did not understand what happened to the donuts, but there was nothing he could tell Ms. Cherryface.

At recess Sporky talked to his best friend, Shiv the potato peeler, about what happened this morning. Shiv listened to Sporky and gave him a hearty smile and pat on the back.

When Sporky got home another bad thing happened. His parents, Renis and Angina, accused him of stealing a five dollar bill from their dresser. Sporky did not steal this money, but his parents did not believe him - as who else could have stole the money?

Soon after Sporky killed himself. There was no one in his life he could trust. Sporky could have always moved on past the pain, but everyone in his entire life would probably be just as they were now, whether they were new people or changed people. When you show your love and no one shows it back why bother?

In the end Sporky was quickly forgotten. It turned out Shiv had stolen the five dollars the last time he visited Sporky, but if you can't trust your best friend who can you trust?


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Danger!, 6 days.


6 is a upside down 9. only 6 days until the concert. ROAD TRIP!

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05-11-19

perrenials


although you claim it was meant for another Theory member who's name started withe neither a D nor a K, you have cast thine stone at me. thus i shalt slowly exact revenge for Concept of Humour's "miker is a douche" comic... starting with Jessica.

you're next Alison.

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05-11-18

7 Days until the concert


as you can see every one has moustaches except me cause im asleep on the toliet. david looks quite doctor like. The music video for Modest Mouse's float on was the inspiration for the moustaches.

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Theory of people action squad.



there isn't much to say.

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8 Days till the concert.


Hrp dropped out so we replaced them with menendez which i think sound better. this picture is kinda like a joke we had afer the tsunami, we are horrible, horrible people.

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Vagaries

as you may know, i've been constantly trying to start a comic strip and continuously failed utterly... look at all the failed strips in the Theory archive. thankfully, i believe i have found something that i can stick to and thouroughly enjoy doing.

Vagaries.

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05-11-17

Countdown to the Concert: 9 Days


Everyone is all man in this one, especially david. i've got my six shooters and bear, kovier is battling glorks, miker is busting out the Lee Marvin look from Big Red One, and david, david is doing the over the shoulder pron star pose.

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lousy drunk duck


this was going to appear in my incontinent man comic (see the hidden miker comic site exclamation marks) but Drunk Duck is a flying piece of shit and i can't log into it anymore.

also Keenspace/Comic Genisis, whatever the fuck they call themselves now... is a huge retarded piece of shit.

fuck you Akira, go fuck yourself straight to your grave you moldy son of a bitch.

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05-11-16

Homosexual Popsicle


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Only 10 days to the Theory of People Concert


as stated above and in the easy to read picture, there is only 10 days left until the Theory of People Concert.

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05-11-15

World Series


Seriously. Was there a World Series? Where was I?

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05-11-14

Theory of People: The Concert part 2



This is the poster Tyler sent us. its pretty sweet because it has Theory of People in really big letters, also tyler did it so it oozes sexiness. Make sure all that can come to this awesome rocktacular event do. This is going to be awesome and if it is successful, a quarterly event.

update: the dudes at vincat decided to uncooly drop out at the last second. so the great guys of The Dirt On have awesomely said they could fill the void. woo!

update again: HRP decieded to drop out, and Menendez has cooly filled the gap.

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Theory of People: The Concert?




Could it be true?, are they going to actually attempt it?, are they insane?. yes, yes and most except for david (he's gay). Miles from Colourbook did this poster. Tyler from ambulatory is also making one and i assume they are both going to be and are sweet.

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05-11-13

billingsgat


i didnt even win anything with this submission. curses. mind you, we did get a real big submission turn out... and this one really isn't laugh out loud humour.

only people who know something subtantial about Andy Warhol will get it. otherwise the humour is lost.

alas, i fear i'll have to dumb my jokes back down if i'm to win at Billingsgatry again.

*i'd also like to note that this is my most artistically ambitious project, as you can see, a variety of methods were used to colour and draw this comic. i'm rather proud of it, even if it didnt get me anything.

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How Not to Play Animorphs

Concept by Miker; Lord knows how he came up with it.

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Afterschool Special


Hahahaha. Last night I went to a smoking party with my friends. And (although I don't smoke anymore... er, special occasion) it was great. One of my friends (the coffee colored stick figure in the comic) Genaro was saying some of the stupidest shit imaginable. And this comic is based off of some of it.

The last panel may not make sense because I edited the actual events for space purposes; Genaro forgot about the apple for a while then said out of nowhere that he just realized Antonio Banderas' name is Anthony Flags. Then he found the apple again and threw it on the roof.

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05-11-12

theobust


hopefully this is part 1.

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05-11-11

Family Sideshow

For those of you who know us, we do not take kindly to many things. We are humble people, mostly, and we produce this comic for our love of the art.

In risk of sounding like a punk rocker, however, the more popular comics really do just make me sick to my stomach. Why are they so popular? Why are they mainstream? Why are they allowed to be printed in the newspapers? I thought America (and Canada) were great, forward-thinking countries. What the hell is wrong with them?

Many comics in the newspaper disgust me. But none so much as Family Circus. Of all the dry, unfunny, christian, nuetered useless comics to still be in print, why this one? Why in California at least? I thought we were supposed to be crazy liberals fuck-in-public types. This is ridiculous.

For those of you who do not know Family Circus this is one of their comics (I'm not a booster so I redrew the comic with all the material necessary to understand Family Circus):


Yes. That is an actual comic.

So, What I have dreamt up is a way to make Family Circus, and all the other comics like it actually funny. My idea is this:


I have added a stiff erection to a 5-year-old middle american christian boy talking to his baby brother about cookies. What is funnier then that?

The questions alone posed by my edit are enough to entertain anyone for hours:

Why is his penis erect? Why is it outside his pants? When did he hit puberty? Has he ever poked his brother in the face with it?

Yes. If you do this to any comic that sucks it will instantly be made better. Just add a stiff weiner and some balls to any character for instant hilarity.


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Guest Comic.

I have created a guest comic for The Chalkboard Manifesto.

Check it out. http://sketch.psycho-ward.org/

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05-11-10

Tigerland


i watched Tigerland and got this idea!

Colin Farrel!

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05-11-09

the plot hole


finally, the much anticipated comic featuring Kovier and Mayor McCheese is here!

it was originally announced in this comic, mostly as a joke, but i couldn't disappoint Kovier.

never disappoint Kovier.

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this comic contains several fallacies. one, i actually do like comedy actors who turn drama. Robin Williams rocked in Insomnia and Jim Carrey starred in my favourite drama ever: Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind.

also, i'm not a fan of Elijah Wood. i thought he was creepy when the Faculty came out... with the advent of Lord of the Rings, it has increased exponentially. glad he gets his in Sin City.

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05-11-08

Updates

Hello my friends. The disappointment has been cured and my Halloween update is right above Miker's in it's respectful place.

And be sure to check out The Chalkboard Manifesto this thursday as yours truly has made a guest comic for the good man Shawn McDonald. It shall rock; i proclaim!

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Concept of Humour

Ok this one will need some explaination. it all started when i was talking to miker after looking at some new Concept of Humour comics.

I am Cobra Commander and miker was so says the preacher man

Cobra Commander says: you know what wold be mean
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says :what?
Cobra Commander says: if you spoof the humour comic and make jessica look like a cave man
Cobra Commander says: i was thinking about doing that
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says: hahahahahahaaa!
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says: haha, holy fuck! that'd be awesome!
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says: you shuold do that!
Cobra Commander says: its far to mean
Cobra Commander says: im trying to be more open to david comics and that form of humour
Cobra Commander says: instead of just being the douche that dislikes everything
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says: haha, thouhgt it would be sweet
Cobra Commander says: yeah it would
Cobra Commander says: and then she'd club alison and roast her over a spit
so says the preacher man but i don't go by what he says says: yeah. which one? the vomit one or the talkingone?
Cobra Commander says: talking
Cobra Commander says: when she had the eyebrows it looked like she had a hulking brow

then miker made this comic to try to get me to do the comic

















so any ways jessica posted a new comics on the concept of humour and asked me what I thought. now, I'm not a big fan of puns on many occasions I have harrased david for making them. so i read it and it really made me want to make the comic about her being a caveman, i wasnt going to but they kinda forced my hand.

so here it is.




















Towards the end I didnt know how i was going to finish it so i just made miker and i hunt her and mount her head on the wall. also while i was drawing her it really made me think of brenden fraiser in encino man. god I hate pauly shore.

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"G"-unit

Once again I say that hip-hop is an excellent medium for comedy. This is only one of the many rappers I have in my repetoire along with Miker.

Also, yesterday was a dark day in webcomicdom, as a rival site to Theory of People was created by Alison and Jess. You can visit it here. It has our seal of approval.

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05-11-07

i really did this


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Disappointment

Dear Theory Fans,

I am filled with deep sorrow right now. I had an excellent response to miker below post. But those who "run" blogger decided they don't upload pictures anymore. So I tried for hours trying to upload two simple pictures to no avail. The worst part is the blogs blogger proclaims as "Good" or "new". How many times can i read some trashy romance fiction blog? Stop blogger. Stop promoting shitty romance blogs and start supporting us. Shitty blogs that actually matter.

So much for my perfect comedic timing. Now I'm not even sure if I will post my halloween miker response. We'll see though.

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Theory Halloween KOVIER STYLE

So. Miker and his canadian cronies think they're more rebellious then me? Pisha!! No one is more rebellious then I. Other than possibly Che Guvera or Stalin's zombie. Not the zombie Stalin. Stalin's zombie. Let me make that clear.

So here is a pic of me from Halloween:



Not only that but these are pictures of pictures. How much more rebellious can you get than that? For those of you who are deprived of everything cool and probably enjoyed Saw and Saw 2 because you're fagets I went as a Smiley (more specifically Fug) from one of the top 10 greatest video games of all time: Manhunt. In these pictures, however, you can not see the belt of nails I made. I had to have cut myself on that thing at least 11 times that night.

This next picture is just funny. This is one of my friends. He jumped off a train.Not for Halloween, though.


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05-11-06

Theory Halloween


Kovier thought he was being dangerous by posting a Halloween comic AFTER the holiday. well, look at what a rebel i am, posting halloween Theory pictures nearly a week after halloween.

first picture is of myself and david. as you can see, i dressed as some greasy mechanic guy. David dressed as the Theory of People vampire. in this shot we recreated the "YOU GUYS ARE PRICKS" comic. thankfully, there were no goth kids around so i had to pose for them.

here's the link to the original comic that this picture is based on: EUOOH!

yes... David really loved his vampire costume.













here we have mostly everyone from the Theory.

furthest left we have ThaSpY dressed as Kovier... see the lovely Kovier mask? with no real Kovier we used ThaSpY.

next is Miker... you knew that.

then there's Eric. dresses as the guy who unplugs his doorbell and watches tv all halloween.

then there's David... you knew that.

then there's Mikey, a buddy who has had nothing to do with Theory of People... except maybe emotional support.

happy halloween!

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billingsgat


here's my last Billingsgatry submission.

well.... at least i thought it was funny. definitely one of my nicer looking comics.

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please... take my life...


this is based on an old drawing david did. i found it and rolled with it.

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Why it sucks to be my mom


I have returned. Not even major orthodontical surgery can stop me. I have been out of commission since thursday with not much hope of being 100% by monday either.

However, this does not stop me from my rabid fans. Although I do fear I am turning black again. The tape used to keep the IV secure in my arm left the hair it touched afflicted in such a way it has the texture, smell and tendency to get caught on the skin and cause sharp pain like that of an african.

I will, nay, must, investigate further.

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05-11-05

The Slaughter of countless screaming argonauts


I'm sure if we were ever in this situation it would probably end up like this. HAPPY VETERANS DAY.

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reworking


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05-11-04

Burn, David Burn.


Alison again with another winner

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Guest from Alison



A guest comic from our dear friend alison currently attending school far from us.

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Parachute


another one where david's action results in the death of us all. also why in cartoons are the parachutes always filled with utencils or bowling balls why would they have bags similar to parachutes filled with these items beside the regular parachutes.

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Wendell!

Thought up while walking in Nanaimo with Miker. Mi-ker.

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05-11-02

the great war


after much discussion, eric and i realized that if the Theory were ever drafted into a war, only David would surive... here's why.

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05-11-01

How The Stumpy Stole Halloween


Yep. Most webcomicers post their comics about Halloween on Halloween. If they're a little bold, before it. Not me though. I'm so fuckin gangstaar I post it the day after. Put that in your pipe and smoke it you fuckers.

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Billingsgat


okay, so i didn't win this weeks contest... but i did come in second place with this gem. i thought it was hilarious. now Gilganixon from Injustice Clown and i are tied... this week's battle is going to be real intense.

go check out Billingsgatry on the sidebar--->

sorry for the lack of Theory updates... i've been away on vacation. once i submit this weeks billingsgatry comic, i'll doing more theory stuff... as promised, Kovier and Mayor McCheese related stuff.

and ghostbusters.

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