08/02/06

what the hell?



okay, so anyone who's interested in the Turin 2006 Olympics has probably seen that the mascots, Neve and Gliz, a snowball and a block of ice, are pretty shitty mascots...

well, they've been spoofing them online too: The Fark.com Forums

this one in particular, posted by user Modified_Dangler, should be looked at. not only because it's hilarious...

but because it was published in the Vancouver Province newspaper (the Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 issue).

<--- [here are the little bastards cut out from the page... i probably shouldve scanned it before i did that, but i got overzealous]








here it is in colour (and not cut out) on the back page. way to go The Province. man... i love it when official sources make asses of themselves.

further pictures here

--> eww, gross! a post by miker : : :
Comments:
yeah.
# posted by Blogger miker : 2:50 PM
 
hahaha, aweful.
# posted by Blogger Eric : 3:31 PM
 
FARK SUCKS.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:34 PM
 
teh awesome.

anonymous obvious doesn't like his knob polished...he must have caught teh gay!


not that there is anything wrong with that
# posted by Anonymous saint gulik : 9:42 AM
 
PWN3D
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:45 AM
 
Heh, this is hilarious.
# posted by Blogger Joe : 9:50 AM
 
Hey farkers don't raise legality questions to Drew about his policies because he will ban/delete/edit or add filters to your comments. Who knew a business owner could act so childish when someone raises a few simple questions.
# posted by Anonymous Enemy Combatant : 9:52 AM
 
this shit is fake, I live in Vancouver and read the Province.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:58 AM
 
fake!! (click on the image of the newspaper and see for yourself)

crappy job too...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:59 AM
 
Drew Curtis Sucks Monkey Cock! And the Fark Mods sucks Drew's dick like it's made out of candy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:02 AM
 
Shouldn't fark be publishing more stories about Paris Hilton instead of worrying about this?

The only thing more used up than Paris Hilton is fark.com.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:02 AM
 
yeah fark sucks boo fark blogger is teh real smarty fark is cliche damn i want jello
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:18 AM
 
This is a lie ... that's NOT the image that appears in print. I'm looking at the paper right now.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:23 AM
 
Oh god no, not THIS AGAIN!

http://www.badmouth.net/interview-farks-drew-curtis/
# posted by Blogger Krantzstone : 10:27 AM
 
penis
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:47 AM
 
I said "poop" on your blog!



FARK RULES
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:59 AM
 
FARK jumped the shark long ago.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:24 AM
 
Can you colerberate this story?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:49 AM
 
Can you colerberate this story?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:50 AM
 
I would like to issue an open challenge to Drew Curtis. Get a hold of me Drew and we will have a mixed martial arts cage fight. I've had no formal fight training but would still love a chance to kick your fat ass head around an octagon. I'll even let you broadcast it live on your website if i can have half of the advertising profits. Any of you who know Drew or know where i can get a hold of him let me know.

email me at Arts482@hotmail.com
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:54 AM
 
here's some large scans:
http://moddang.stretchcannon.com/fark/provincesportspage_large.jpg
http://moddang.stretchcannon.com/fark/provincea55_large.jpg
# posted by Anonymous modified_dangler : 1:07 PM
 
What the hell is going on here?
# posted by Blogger Kovier : 1:46 PM
 
I work for Drew Curtis.

So I am really getting sick of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some of you belive anything they hear.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:54 PM
 
i don't get why you guys hate drew, but then again i only go to fark.com for the news links, not for the community.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:57 PM
 
I am a lawyer for the photoshop contest entry submitter. I would like it known that further abuse of my client, false suggestions that he faked the picture, fark.com, Drew Curtis, or Heiniken will result in penalties including, but in no way limited to:
* castration, then tickling
* 500$ fine
* tickling, then castration,
* cranial-rectal placement
* a visit from chuck norris
* being drawn, quartered, then having the pieces drawn and quartered
* being tied down to the couch and forced to watch an Oprah Winfrey marathon.
(we will only use the last one in dire circumstances)

Thank you for your time
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:21 PM
 
You guys are all assholes. Stop arguing on a webcomic blog - go do it on a forum.
# posted by Blogger David : 4:35 PM
 
Is there a link to the paper?? Or has it been pulled?

I tink Fark is great, and I am surprised when I talk to someone and they have never been to the site.

I am always amazed when I listen to the national synidated radio talk shows and they are listing the stories I read 1-2 days prior on Fark.
i.e. Mancow, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:45 PM
 
GO F A R K !
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:10 PM
 
yikes... what have i done?
# posted by Blogger miker : 6:34 PM
 
whoa, i didnt even notice this.
# posted by Blogger Eric : 7:07 PM
 
You've been farked. (GO FARK!)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:50 PM
 
jesus fucking chris... and you wonder why i hate people...
# posted by Blogger Stumpy : 7:55 PM
 
Stop complaing about FARK.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:14 PM
 
I am ALWAYS the last to post. So here it is
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:42 PM
 
"I am ALWAYS the last to post. So here it is"

Shut up. Jesus Christ.
# posted by Blogger David : 10:07 PM
 
Drew and his mods are asshats
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:16 PM
 
Haha that's hella funny!
# posted by Anonymous B0mBjAcK : 12:37 AM
 
uh... woah
# posted by Blogger Sean : 1:46 PM
 
Something Awful 4 life!

(still more intelligent then anything else said here)
# posted by Blogger Kovier : 1:51 PM
 
Fark SUCKS
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:53 PM
 
hate fark? goto www.ribix.com and be reborn!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:20 AM
 
huh?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:36 AM
 
Fark is run by a bunch of asshats, and drew is nothing but a drunk drama queen.
cat threads and now lots of ad's for his book, which by the way im sure will be at your local dollar store soon enough.
seriously, fark is just dead, but doesn't know it yet.
the zombie blog that wont die...
# posted by Blogger vic : 8:21 AM
 
Fark is run by a bunch of asshats, and drew is nothing but a drunk drama queen.
cat threads and now lots of ad's for his book, which by the way im sure will be at your local dollar store soon enough.
seriously, fark is just dead, but doesn't know it yet.
the zombie blog that wont die...
# posted by Blogger vic : 8:22 AM
 
Awwww the internet, haven for idiots and the isane.

Which am I? You should ask my friend Mr. Purple Elephant, he's my doctor you see.
# posted by Blogger Dr. Rev. Chan Phd,MD,PDA : 1:03 AM
 
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