Theory of People

Yeah, don't mind the terrible title nor the lack of story continuation. I'm making these kick ass 88x31's for the Theory site featuring all of our heads exploding. I'm sure that you, our sexy and sassy fans wouldn't mind adorning your websites and blogs with our fancy pants mini banners... mmm... mini Bruce Banners... new idea for comic... BOO-YEAH!

*True story. I got the letter in the mail the other day.

while everyone may have forgotten about it over the christmas or holiday seasons(s) billingsgatry is still up and around and in last week i was recognized for my tremendous effort in my war against gorillas and forcing some people to drink my pee but, thats another comic.

i've been away. judging by the lack of new comics, so has everyone else. weeeell, i'm workin on reformatting the Theory. i've got some new ideas. workin' on some stuff. but i'm not done. so i'm going to remain secluded and hermit-like.

i'm workin on a new comic too so that people dont get bored and leave. i'll have it done soon i hope. in the mean time, i encourage anyone who never has to go through our old archives. a lot of it doesnt make sense as the whole idea of the Theory has slowly coalesced over several months of bad comic ideas.

still, some of them are real funny. specially eric's old ones. they brought about the formation of the true Theory as we know it today. it's like history class, only funnier.

Here we go... and mmm, that steamy stew of a plot thickens... mmm... thickens like some sort of sexy sassy succulent pink nipply tower of lust or something. Yes...

Oh yeah, and I've decided to drop the mohawk version of Kovier and go to this more "conservative" baseball cap look. Isn't he a bad dude? Eh? Eh? DOES HE SCARE YOU?!

the zombie arc is over. now my efforts will be set mostly on building the website.

/// News for 2006-01-23
Okay, this amuses me. Apparently we've really upset someone, although I've no idea who these people are. Found this doing a vanity search on Google for Blue Crash Kit. *chuckles* Check out Theory of People. If you scroll down you'll find us in two of their strips. In one they've got me speaking off-screen about realism (which I studiously avoid here, of course), and in the other they've drawn me and Shan and refer to us as "A**hole 1 and two of Blue Crash Kit."

Shan even made us LiveJournal icons out of their pics of us.
:-D

Seriously. Check it out. But if you go over there, be nice. No flaming or anything of that sort. To borrow a line from Gene Simmons, I don't really mind what they say about us as long as they're talking about us. Shan and I have been chuckling about it all evening.

Justice is cute!
-Rob///

oh dear! seems as though Tyler's recent comics have kicked off a rather nasty smear campaign against the Theory by other webcomics! the agony!

when tracked down and questioned, Miker had this to say: "meh."

he was unwilling to offer any further comments. our investigators are trying to get to the bottom of this grueling battle between Theory of People's Tyler and the people of Blue Crash Kit. they managed to track down David and asked him what he thought of this mess.

he had this to say: "abagagag, i ain't doin' no interview!"

Eric also had no comment... could it be that no one cares? Theory of People's name-sake is on the line!

our investigators were unable to get ahold of Kovier or the alleged instigator, Tyler, but we will keep trying.

this is Brad Brattigan, signing off for the BlogNews Channel, thank you and goodnight.'

EDIT: oh, hold on, my network has managed to get ahold of two other members of the Theory... Zombie Mayor McCheese and Nathan. we'll start with the Mayor.

Mr McCheese, what do you think of this terrifying situation?

McMac: "unnnnhh."

i see, i see. do you believe armed forces are justified in this instance?

McMac: "MRRUUUUUUHHHN!"

ahh, strong words, strongs words. do you think the actions of these two nations will resonate through the internet and scare others in peace?

McMac: "....."

my thoughts exactly. Mr Nathan, what have you to say of this horriffic tragedy?

Nathan: "i dun see what all th'hub-ub is about. there's nothing wrong with animal people. not when they have boobs and stuff. ah heh heh heh."

excuse me, what did you say?

Nathan: "i'm just saying, if it were me, that doggy guy would be removed or turned into another girl dog... and instead of fighting stuff they should like, you know, 'fight' eachother."

i'm not sure i understand what you're saying.

Nathan: "they should fucking have sex you fuck! fuck! fuck!"

and there you have it folks, this is Brad Brattigan signing off.... we'll have to edit that last bit out...

Conservatives won a minority government. Liberals came in second. In third, everyone's favourite: The Bloc Quebecois! (I'm not being sarcastic, you asses!) NDP fourth and Green fifth.

everything worked out just the way i planned.

you know what she needs, some viatimin B.

What could it be?

not even George A Romero would want to touch this zombie story.

maybe Uwe Boll.

Yeah, all of this happened before I was killed and most likely eaten. If you're wondering what's going on head back to the archives.

Oh I see... whatever. I don't need this corporeal bullshit anyways.

shouldn't have questioned the man's orders... mind you, the choice of the Suppet Hobo as a leader is questionable.

fun fact: the gun the hobo has is the same one the suppet used in Action Miker Brand Cereal.

uh, yeah. just building story right here.

Since I didn't clear it up last time: Mr. Tagg is my drama teacher.

yes, i realize i forgot to colour Kovier and Mayor McMac in the second panel. oh well. i'll make sure they're colour in the next comic.

the plot thickens. what will happen now?

I run an orderly ship and impotent whelps that disregard my orders will feel the swift retribution of my whip.

yes, what indeed? seems the 'New Guy' has a few tricks up his sleeve. using his Voodoo Majicks, who knows what will happen. dun dun dunn!

this comic needs no explanation.

this is how we roll. i can sense some tension between the Theory crew and the 'New Guy,' can't you?

oh dear, what will Kovier do now?

how will we defeat that loust Pun-Bot for taking his promotion?

... or will he go after Tyler instead to get his new job back?

oooo! could be trouble!

Oh man. Technology for computers sure has changed in the past 6 years. I remember being 12 with my first computer.. what a hunk of crap that thing was. I mean, it did give me a lot of good moments, but this new computer kicks its ass for sure. I mean - the printer is also a scanner! What kind of crazy shit is that?

So, I figured I would give all you Theory fans a look deep into the artists lair with my new scanner. The comic on the top of the page was one I drew back in the day when we were being accused of cheating and having no artistic abilities. I never scanned it because I rather hate it and don't feel like it shows anything good.

The writing below it is how I remember my ideas for Theory comics. Just a word or two and the whole thing stays with me. Amazing, isn't it?

look what you've done, david! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

extended leave of absence, eh? oh no! sorry, all you David fans, but he has taken a leave of absence. he'll be around to comment on stuff and make snide remarks about our manhood but comic-wise... well, he may never walk again...

I have returned with a shiny new computer. This is the first comic I have made with and and many more are to come. Hopefully I get used to all this new junk and my comic drawing ability improves even further.

eric and i bounced around this idea a lot too. it's definitely one of the funnier one's we've come up with in a long time, i think anyways.

i have a couple of other takes on it to do. they'll come later.

weeeeeeeee! i contacted blogger to have that lousy word verification thing removed for posting. that doesnt matter to non-Theory memebers, but for us, it'll rock.

and yeah. i'm trying desperately to rmemeber all the new comics eric and i thought up. here's one.

no one ever backs me up.

Ono the smooth road to recovery. WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY ASSHOLE 1 AND TWO OF BLUE CRASH KIT AND THAT GUY FROM PENNY ARCADE!

and now it's really over. good. now to move onto other incomplete storylines.

oooo, more tireless action, plus a sweet sword flying through many panels.

bah, who'm i kidding? i can't hold on to all these new comics which should've been put up ages ago.... no, they're all going up tonight.

before the new site goes up i want to try and finish all my old storylines... so here i go, Death and Return of the Theory. read the preceding 10 Taking back the Theory to get the whole back story.

this is part 3, by the way, the other two Death and Return of the Theories were this one and this one.

the original part 3 was a total cop-out, here it is in all it's Outland/clipart glory: lol

the other parts will be posted up as the days go on.

i revamped the site. whaddaya think? this is just a precursor to things to come... great things. a real Theory website! we'll still use the blog, of course, but we'll also have a navigatable website to use. it'll be wicked!

now that this is almost done (i need to fix some of the font colours... going through all that code is tedious, especially when i don't understand it) the work on the actual website will commence soon! wooo!

(all work on Vagaries has come to a standstill... it is also no longer a stand-alone project... it merged with Down With Stumpy and will continue as a side-project on Theory of People)

TO BE CONTINUED...

i warned you, nathan. i warned you... look what you made me do.

When experiencing intercourse, even with himself, Cactus Erectus' head swells. Possible hilarity will ensue later because of this.

i found this immediately after watching Chronicles of Narnia and forgot about it. then i found it again... so check it out.

it actually kinda disturbs me. definitely one of my grossest comics.

eric eric eric. that's all people talk about when you say Theory of People. well, i say give the people what they want. i went over to E! and got them to film a true hollywood story of eric. they didnt show it on television... in fact, they destroyed the tapes afterwards... but i did make comics of it all chronicling eric's life!

enjoy!

ew gross. props to eric for the idea.

hello there Theory fans! LOL!

here's my first comic since i've been back. it raises a number of startling issues and questions but i'll get to those afterwards... first read the comic!





















done? whatever, if you're not, you're a dick. first of all, this comic really happened. david and stumpy were both there... so hooray for Kovier and his genius comic! alright, but now to the profound and stumping (lol, no pun intended, roffle) questions:

1) why is there no background? since there is none, how can Stumpy sit and Miker stand?

2) why did Miker use zoomed in pixels, a tactic he has never utilized before?

4) why does Miker have a hair-lip in panel 4?

5) why are Stumpy's arms longer than his legs and have hooks on them in panel 6?

6) why did the single curly hair on Stumpy's head fly away when David arrived in panel 7?

7) also in panel 7, why does David have a third arm?

8) why does he develop Down's Syndrome in panel 8?

9) and most importantly, where did number 3) go on this list?

all these questions, next time, on Theory of People.

ideas are slowly coming to me. hanging out with eric a couple times over the holidays (that's a lot for me, i've had very little contact with ANYONE over the holidaze) has helped get me going again.

soooo..... yaweh!