Theory of People: July 2006

06-07-31

The greatest day ever

with one mighty splash of bile and raw toquito near the door of the superstore, my 3 year streak of vomitlessness is over, over like so much raw chicken on sidewalk.

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06-07-30

fight fight fight!

i've been missing. now i'm found. any one else think Shakira's latest single "Hips Don't Lie" is the greatest thing since sliced bread? it pisses me off that Furtado's shitty sell-out single "Promisque-us Girl" is the Hit of the Summer.

SHAKIRASHAKIRASHAKIRASHAKIRAHSKAIRASHAKRSHAKHSHAKERSHAKERSHAKERSHAKERSHAKERSHAKER

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06-07-28

Woo! War in the middle east! WOO!

I've been racking my brain trying to think of something NON offensive to post, but that didn't work out, so here's something I hope you'll really love

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06-07-27

The Other Day

Sorry I haven't been posting like I claimed I would. But I never expected the world to fall apart like it did.

Anyway, I'm back, for a little bit (IE: right now) and hopefully I'll be doing more then I have.

And I don't know why I put Hey Arnold as the guy I'm talking to.

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06-07-21

euooh!

fight fight fight fight!

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why not

So we got this back on feburary 1st and didn't post it because it had very little to do with the theory, but because we havent had anything posted lately, I thought what the hell.

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06-07-18

A request from The Great One (me)

Originally I was just going to ask Miker, but since I managed to usurp a position on the theory I figured I'd widen my search to 3 or 4 more people... Anyway, I require a GOOD drawing, computer or hand drawn, of a rather specific thing:

Similar to this (you know, my blogger avatar)
About 150 by 170 pixles, that's around 5.3 by 6 cm if you're doing it by hand
Facing the other way
Invisible background, so it's not surrounded by a big white square
Replace the swastika with a maple leaf or other syrup-esque symbol
With a stethoscope around the neck
Wearing a crown

The winner gets buttsex, and the loser gets sodomized, if there are NO entries (which I suspect is what will happen) I guess I'll sodomize myself or something... Oh, and so this isn't just some weird, lame request:

I found this image, and every time I see it it cracks me up, for obvious reasons:

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06-07-17

I think this would be awesome if it happened in real life, awesomely tragic.

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06-07-12

W-w-w-w-w-w-wipeout

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06-07-11

Kovieroad runner

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06-07-08

Hey!, check out our new tow missles.

hooray another flash video by us

You can download the song here.
A more elaborate write up about the band and there music would be here.

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06-07-06

It goes deeper..

Oh, man. It just gets funnier and funnier.

The other day my friend pointed out that Cyclops from X-men (whatever his name is in real life) was ALSO the cockblock in The Notebook.

This guy has the cockblock role in movies monopolized.

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