06-09-27

The Fuzz


06-09-25

For love of science


06-09-22

Banana

Jeez, you can't even offer strangers bananas anymore.

06-09-21

the weirdest dream as of late




06-09-18

Kids' Facts; Robbery


my first comic in over a month, wooo this place has gone to hell.

MIKER STRIEKS BACH!


i realize Triman told me this in confidential... but he's forced my hand. the truth has to be told! THIS is why Triman is online with us now! you know, cause it's only common knowledge that single people use the internet.
COUPLES, MARRIED OR OTHERWISE ARE UNHEARD OF ON THE INTERNET. THE INTERNET IS STRICTLY FOR THE USE OF SINGLE PEOPLE> SINGLEPEOPLE> SINGLKEOEPLES> EISINGELPEOLPEL> SI................

06-09-16

The New Yorker

If I was going to submit a comic to The New Yorker, I think it would look a little something like this:

06-09-15

20 best zombie movies of all time

20 best zombie movies of all time i cant believe evil dead 2 made it to number 4.

"Man, my Contemporary Moral Issues class is so sweet. I'm the only guy in a class full of women who are all feminists. It's sweet because it's basically my teacher and I versus all the feminists. We beat the crap out of them with our superior logic just like their husbands beat the crap out of them with their fists!"

06-09-13

The Alphabet

H is for Hitler.
alphabet

06-09-12

DWS

what's this? is Down With Stumpy back?

it never left. i've still been writing comics for it, even though i claimed i retired. i just dont got a scanner no more... so rather than continue that futile excersice (or try to find one), i'm going to continue in Paint every once in a while.

here's one i like:

jesus + tentacles = boxing champion


in reponse to "stumpy's" cuthulu comic i have created a picture of the greatest boxer / messiah of all time. i'll do some better stuff tomorow when i have some time.

06-09-07

Tentacles > Jesus


P.S. More of you assholes need to play word of warcraft... and by "more" I mean "more than none"...

Kovier and Miker Present...

in an attempt to further procrastinate anything i do, i have teamed up with Kovier to create a list of the top 10 Best Jews in history!

10 Jack Black
9 Michael Madsen
8 Hendrix Von Banana Pants
7 Pauly Shore
6 Matt Stone
5 Quentin Tarantino
4 Samuel L Jackson
3 Matthew Broderick
2 Paula Abdul
1 Mad Max

bon ape tit!

Ah, the taste of victory.

The law states that if you are a wanted or missing person, and they have been searching for you for seven years you are legally dead.

While it has not been seven years in this case, I would like to state certain and unrivaled victory of our conquered foe: Concept of Humor.

Let's bask in the silence of victory, comrades.
Then get shit-faced drunk afterwards.

06-09-04

Candle Store


06-09-01

call out

i'm calling you out, Triman! you and me... and the old school.