Theory of People: October 2006

06-10-31

Cock-o-ween

So it's totally Halloween today, and since I'm too busy to do anything myself I decided to post this totally sweet comic Miker drew last year.

Stupid kids.

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06-10-27

So yesterday I was watching porno instead of doing anything for Theory of People when I realized that a lot more work goes into pornos then people may imagine. The porno in question was "The Da Vinci Load". It got me to thinking how hard naming porno's really is. Surely, if a comic genius (myself) can't even create a simple play on words then who can. Who can? Only the most talented people in the world.

So I spent the last 28 hours trying to convert the top ten movies in the American box office into porno movie names. You be the judge:

1. The Penistige
2. The Hotly Departed
3. Fags are our Fathers
4. Open Season for Rape
5. Flicka Loves a Horse
6. The Grudge Hump
7. Best Hung Man of the Year
8. Marie Antionette
9. The Texas Ass Massacre: The Beginning
10. The Mariner

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06-10-26

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06-10-23

Guest Comic

today we have a very special treat for you all. it's a guest comic. a guest comic from non other than The Internet itself.

it appears to be a PSA about the Theory's very own Stumpy.

say 'hi,' Stumpy!

"Hi Stumpy!"

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Theory of Penis.

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06-10-15

surplus Theory

site update.

i've removed the forums. they were pointless. we at the Theory really don't enjoy talking to eachother in real life. we don't like talking to eachother online. we don't like talking to eachother period. the only acceptable means of communication is through the Theory.

(that statement may or may not ring true for various members of the Theory).

instead, i've decided to create my own side-blog. Tyler has one. Kovier has one. Eric has one.

Sinblox and Stumpy probably have one hiding somewhere but they haven't asked or given permission to have their other thoughts displayed.

anyways, my new blog will be a place to put side-thoughts and ramblings i've decided just aren't interesting enough to appear on the Theory. i mean, if i'm not going to be 'controversial,' 'edgy,' 'racy,' 'hip,' 'cool,' or 'ignorant,' then i'm just going to be 'stupid.' that stupid extra stuff will appear there.

oh. make sure you click on the links for The Chalkboard Manifesto and Randumb Drawings. Shawn and Triman are good people and should be viewed veryily much.

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06-10-13

Sigh

this is all i really have to say on the subject. i will post no more on this silliness.

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the plan

I'll get you, you and that boy of yours.

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06-10-10

Wooo, The Roy!

because I don't think this comic should be left to the obscurity that is The Roy I have reposted it.
wooooooo,
Eric

post script; hey look, concept of humour is making fun of us errr, posting comics again.

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