07-02-27

theroy

hey Kovier, Tyler... you remember Theroy of People? it's been back for a while... with a vengeance.

also, i hope you're all waiting with baited breath... cause Tyler's up to something sexy.

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07-02-26

titties

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07-02-16

I've been away, deep in thought

I wonder if anyone in Germany likes Rammstein

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07-02-14

Stealing pictures made by other people and posting them on ToP for some minor personal glory? YES PLEASE I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT!!



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support mel gibson!

i freaking LOVE the Mad Max triology!

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07-02-12

further ramifications

my god... it continues...


















BIG LOOSE CABOOSE
Parody of Kenny Loggins' "Footloose"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


My Neon - broke down
I'm banned from - Greyhound
When planes - crash land
You're forced to eat your friends

But I'd cross oceans
If you'd just lay down some tracks
Your loco motions
Make me blow smoke through my stacks!

Because you got a big loose
Caboose
How was that beast produced?
Dear - that rear
Needs its own engineer
O - verload
The T&A Railroad
Loose - caboose
Glad that we've been introduced

You're sporting - full weight
Transporting buttloads of freight
You're bulgin' outta those tracks
Your wagon's! draggin'! but your
Your ride is terrific
I dig bumpy not flat
Union Pacific
Ain't used to haulin' ass like that!

Dude, it's phat!

Yeah you got a big loose
Caboose
Give that machine more juice
Wide rails - Your tail's
No toy like Li-o-nel's
Jack - Amtrak
Don't have as much 'round back
Loose - caboose
Man it chugga choo choo choos

(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
Ahhhh -
(Chug!) You've got the thing that withstood
(Chugga!) The Little Engine That Could
(Chug!) Some cargo, no one can pull
[Sounds of increasing motor strain]

That's engine abuse!

Caboose
All of the crew's amused
Yes - God bless
Your South Polar Express
Friend - your end
Makes signals clang again
Loose - caboose
Lemme put that car to use

Caboose
Huge as the Hughes Spruce Goose
Maid's - last stage
Puts the 'broad' in 'broad gauge'
Brand - your land
That thing is Rio Grande
Loose - caboose

Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everybody! Everyone loves YOUR caboose!


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07-02-11

David Cross?

Toronto has the sweetest citizens, i mean, denizens.

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07-02-09

against art

let's try.

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07-02-04

god-damn! i can't figure out how to get youtube videos on the blog. something isn't loading on youtube's end, it seems.

oh well.

i ahvent posted for days because of this... and comic books.

perhaps i'll have things later on of interest.

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